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Guitar Demotivational Poster


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?


GUITAR MAN - Zappa, Harrison, Slash, Hendrix Richards, Page, Vaughn your turn


TAGS: guitar man
Rating: 4.2/5

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Lucifer73 - December 8, 2012, 7:52 pm
24. Santana 25. ? 26. Malmsteen 27. Cobain 28. John Fogerty ? 29. Jerry Garcia 30. ? 31. Bo Diddley 32. Jeff Beck 33. Morello 34. Brian Setzer 35. ?
Lucifer73 - December 8, 2012, 7:49 pm
8. Clapton 9. Mark Knopfler (Dire Straights) 10. Brian May (Queen) 11. Ramone 12. Jack White 13. Edge 14. Chuck Berry 15. Angus Young 16. Townshend 17. Iommi 18. Van Halen 19. ? 20. Frehley 21. Ritchie Blackmore 22. Duane Allman 23. Kirk Hammett ...tbc
ughomer - September 10, 2012, 6:55 pm
cheat sheet at http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123
ughomer - September 9, 2012, 8:24 am
14. Joe Walsh 15. Huey Lewis 16. Ace Frehley (KISS)
skateinferno - September 8, 2012, 7:09 pm
i also see the guitarist from kiss.im bad with band member names.
skateinferno - September 8, 2012, 7:07 pm
whos the dude from ac dc?eh screw it hes on there.
mariand - September 8, 2012, 12:47 pm
4.Jimi Hendrix
mariand - September 8, 2012, 12:44 pm
3.SLASH
crankyhead - September 8, 2012, 12:23 pm
32. Jeff Beck.
Ozbad - September 8, 2012, 11:38 am
I don't see bucket head on there .. could be space before 1. for god
GaryO - September 8, 2012, 11:36 am
14.Chuck Berry?
GaryO - September 8, 2012, 11:31 am
Dang, a rush of memories from this poster….anybody see ‘It might get Loud’?
crankyhead - September 8, 2012, 11:27 am
17. Tony Iommi, 18. Eddie Van Halen, 22. Duane Allman, 29. Jerry Garcia, 33. Tom Morello.
rerun - September 8, 2012, 11:08 am

31. Bo
gas - September 8, 2012, 9:03 am
16 pete townshend
gas - September 8, 2012, 6:48 am
24 santana?
caveman - September 7, 2012, 9:08 pm
9. Mark Knopfler, 10. Brian may, , 11.Johnny Ramone,12. Jack White 13. The Edge, 15. Angus Young 20. Ace Frehley, 23. Kirk Hammett, 27. Kurt Cobain...and that's all we have for now
GaryO - September 7, 2012, 8:21 pm
Dang, tiny faces….Clapton?


NECROPHAGIST -




ALLOWED TO PLAY? -


TAGS: guitar play heaven music over
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

twill1962 - September 28, 2012, 8:34 pm
Don't forget Free Bird!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 8:04 pm
What that you say??? you wan me to go to the other music store and buy my stuff there?


HILARIOUS - This is not Retard


TAGS: hilarious air guitar idiot retard cat
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sean - October 27, 2008, 12:54 pm
Well done Dobbo. And tunnel bait (though now annoyingly played out) is kinda like a "ghost net" aka a "drift net": it continues to trap bottom-dwelling fish for months or years to come.
Culos - October 27, 2008, 9:10 am
Hilarious is in the eye of the beholder. Yoda speak however is both retarded and annoying


VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page


TAGS: music guitar guitarrist jimmy page led zeppelin
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

... - October 31, 2008, 2:40 pm
And it fucks up the bow REALLY bad, those bitches are expensive... bows on electric bass sound horrid
small e - September 4, 2008, 9:14 pm
ever heard of sigur ros? the singer plays guitar with a bow all the time and sounds great live
Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 12:26 am
trip enough balls, and it'll make you shit your pants. in a good way of course.
S8N - June 3, 2008, 8:44 pm
you probably shouldn't even if you are... you ever hear that live? not as cool as you'd think


GUITARRISTS - It's all about the style


TAGS: music guitar guitarrists
Rating: 3.18/5

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wtfnesstastic - September 28, 2009, 11:03 pm
dont steal comics from explosm, you lame bastard
Jon - July 1, 2008, 4:10 pm
lol


CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.


TAGS: carlos santana guitar awesome
Rating: 2.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
I rate it lowly because its true


KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it


TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

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internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double tap on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GUITAR/AMP BUYING DISORDER - STOP ME BEFORE I EBAY AGAIN!!!!!




PRACTICE -


TAGS: ak guitar demotivation practice
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Arrogant Knight

TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ak was the epitome of a quality over quantity Motifaker.
The Goat - September 29, 2009, 3:00 am
Agreed - which is why I gave it 5 lions. My piano teacher was in the same position alas...of course that was 30 years ago so it would be worse if she's still alive and well!
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 5:32 pm
the most demotivating one i have seen
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
G chords don't aggravate my arthritis. Now a barre chord, that shit hurts.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 4:02 am
See now I've gone and demotivated myself.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 3:43 am
I wish it won't happen to me... But I know it will one day.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 2:59 pm
No prizes for guessing what inspired this one. :)


AIR GUITAR - After playing "Ted" Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves went on to be rich and famous, just as you never will.




FRED DURST - Shut Up (and leave Metal for real musicians)


TAGS: music guitar fred durst limp bizkit
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

iPwn - December 24, 2008, 3:06 am
Fred Durst? I thought he died.
Fatty - July 16, 2008, 6:05 pm
AMEN!!!!!!!


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970


TAGS: jimmy page jimi hendrix rip bassist guitarist pink floyd led zeppelin
Rating: 3.17/5

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Genius - October 5, 2009, 5:46 am
You must be a master baiter indeed.
Cerebus42 - September 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Five lions for your excellent fishing skills.
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 11:52 am
Hmmmm...caught 2 *checks size limit* they're keepers! *resets troll bait*
PD - September 7, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo dumb azz that Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Jake Eagle - August 28, 2009, 11:55 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters dude, roger waters is the bassist for pink floyd, and he's still alive. i guess there's a part to this joke i don't get which is probably the case, and after reading other comments, it looks that way.
Moe - June 3, 2009, 5:45 am
I get that it's a joke. And it's funny, don't get me wrong. BUT...... I still wanted to die when I read that.
Rhodopis - March 25, 2009, 10:09 pm
D:
Cubbybear - March 25, 2009, 9:15 pm
Start a tunnel and die! The troops are at the ready waiting for EGD's signal
dgbt - March 25, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hey, that's not right....................oh, ok, I get it, it's not supposed to be right


GUITAR HERO - Keeping nerds away from real guitars since 2005




ninjas with guitars -


TAGS: guitar music
Rating: 1.98/5
Galena - August 15, 2008, 10:47 pm
It should be Ninjas not Ninja's
CFH - July 4, 2008, 8:26 pm
OMFG i have the same guitar as the ninja in the left


ROCK - Because You Cant Play a Saxophone Behind Your Head




YOUR GUITAR HERO ACCOMPLISHMENTS - I don't think he's very impressed by them.


TAGS: jean baudin guitar hero unimpressed
Rating: 4.22/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 10:12 pm
I can tell by looking at that instrument: it's not very versatile. Everything will come out sounding like boring jazz.


REAL GUITAR HERO - Space Pirates play GH to win!


TAGS: guitar hero flcl haruko fooly cooly furi kuri curi anime
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by jalford

LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:42 am
This looks like a COSPLAY based on Porcelina...the hair, the bass, I mean really!
MO - July 31, 2009, 3:21 am
Never seen a bigger collection of 1's. Seriously, take a look at this tards collection....2.5 is his best rating..... you're doing great. Keep it up scorpio7 (with a new IP ad) Can you say Re-ban??? I can....
HITMAN!219 - July 31, 2009, 1:42 am
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!!


SLASH - Cannot tune his own guitar.


TAGS: noob guitar meat slash hard rock
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by James

rosco1151 - January 12, 2011, 11:36 pm
Of course he can tune a guitar. He doesn't while playing gigs - his guitar tech does it offstage. But I'd prefer to watch him play songs, not stand there tuning guitars...
jtft57 - December 5, 2010, 10:57 pm
this man is that talented, there is no way he cant tune a guitar
Kicker - March 5, 2009, 8:57 pm
He's Slash, one ex guitar of guns'n roses and he cant tune his own guitar cause he never finished the fucking musician school.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 9:33 am
He WAS the lead guitarist for guns n roses. Hasnt been for a while now.
303 - November 29, 2008, 7:15 pm
That's slash. Hes the lead guitarist from Guns 'n' roses. He's pretty good at playing.
Absoludicrous - August 29, 2008, 8:47 pm
That's shameful. Saying that about a guitarist is like saying he can't wipe his own ass. I don't even know who the hell that is though. Is he any good at playing?


BB KING - Hitting one of THOSE notes


TAGS: music blues guitar
Rating: 4.17/5

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rerun - March 31, 2012, 9:26 pm

You have excellent taste in music.
lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 8:08 pm

BB and Clapton~~'Ridin' With the King'~~every last cut is sheer bliss.
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 11:01 pm
Sound pours from the depths of that man’s innermost being like the sweet honey it is. He get’s lost in it…we get to watch. What a gift….to us.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:45 pm

He;s the KING! He can make all the silly faces he wants!~~Love this~~


JIMMY PAGE - Words will never describe the awesome


TAGS: jimmy rock guitar
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by doubet

doubet - May 21, 2010, 12:02 pm
Ok I understand thanks fellas
rerun - April 25, 2010, 9:42 pm

no need to worry. I just liked The Who, Stones & Joplin better
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 9:16 pm
You worry me sometimes, rerun. Led Zep rules.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 7:31 pm
love Led Zep, 2nd albun I ever bought was LZ 4, but I'll speak for face, lots of guitar hero posters in a row, more tribute than funny
rerun - April 25, 2010, 7:30 pm

canot stand them
doubet - April 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
If you don't mind me asking. Don't you like Led Zepplin?
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 3:10 pm
change your tune doubet


FREDDY MERCURY - He died with AIDS and he was gay BUT YOU STILL WISH YOU COULD BE LIKE HIM!


TAGS: freddy mercury queen guitar music
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

LIPCoelho - September 1, 2009, 4:47 pm
Citadelchief Missing the point since May 13, 2009
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because they spelled the name on the album for you jackass!
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because the spelled the name on the album for you jackass!
Drenix - September 16, 2008, 12:12 pm
So... Amaterasu is saying that women made Freddy gay?
Pr0udw0l7 - September 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Fredd might not have been bi,but his name apparently was....spelled with either a "ie" or "y"....make your pick.
Amaterasu - August 14, 2008, 12:19 pm
Freddy wasn't bi.He dated woman before he decided to gay.Queen rocks!
lisa the mad - August 6, 2008, 11:11 pm
Well, he was bi, but still... Es verdad.
spanky - July 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
freddie was fucking awesome...


JOE PERRY - Angus Young's Bitch


TAGS: rock music guitar
Rating: 1.29/5

More motifakes by doubet

TBirdFirster - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
Man you know its true AC/DC blows Aerosmith out of the water; to put it mildly, Aerosmith has been Thunderstruck!
440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:51 pm
Why you got 2 hate


LES PAUL -


TAGS: inventor pioneer guitarist rock music
Rating: 4.56/5

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Shogun - June 15, 2011, 11:13 am
Excellent!
FatherTyme - June 10, 2011, 8:01 pm
5 raised & lit Bic lighters


THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.


TAGS: why is it creamy you are sucking milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
lol
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4chan...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


GRAMMY'S CRITCISM -


TAGS: grammy s srv guitar
Rating: 3.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 11:23 pm
Tribute posters deserve better pictures. 1L


YOU THERE - Your lack of faith is disturbing... man.


TAGS: vader rock guitar star wars
Rating: 3.73/5

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CloudchaserS - March 19, 2012, 5:13 am
They should do a dual tour :-)
jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 2:56 pm
yeah and there's also "Ewok Band" if you want to see :D
CloudchaserS - March 18, 2012, 12:43 pm
I thought that he played bass and Luke & Han played the six strings (Image google star wars rock band)


EXTREME SURF MUSIC - The Beach Boys can BITE ME!!




ANGUS YOUNG - no one thought possible a man in a school uniform could rock that much




THE TUNING - You have presumed it’s EADGBe.




GUITAR HERO - Requires guitar-playing ability. This one does anyway.


TAGS: guitar hero
Rating: 3.94/5

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Me - October 22, 2009, 10:33 pm
It was a while back, but I don't remember kids in the 80's getting heat for not having real jumping on Goomba and Turtle abilities...it's a friggin game get over it...


TONANTE - More than a guitar, a conquest.




DISAPPOINTMENT - That overwhelming feeling experienced when you find out that your five-buttoned abilities don’t seem to have quite the desired effect on “the ladies”.


TAGS: guitar hero disappointment
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Murdoc

Spoonfed - January 5, 2009, 1:47 am
Even the man in black is flipping him off, nice.
mm - August 24, 2008, 3:40 pm
that guy kind of looks like isaac brock
David - April 23, 2008, 10:10 am
Guitar Hero in teh makingz
Sean - April 21, 2008, 7:02 pm
Funny and demotivational at the same time. I'm depressed. Well done. And good luck with "the ladies".


GUITAR HERO - Because real guitars are for old people


TAGS: guitar hero nerd
Rating: 2.05/5

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Linnan - August 25, 2008, 9:42 am
It's a nerd shirt fest...The black shirt of the guy in the front says "Gott" (engl.God).
jimbo - August 24, 2008, 10:07 pm
Sweet!! A thunder cats shirt!!


GARY MOORE -




GUN GUITARS - Hit'em between the eyes with the 50-Calibur awesomeness of ROCK!




BEAUTIFUL - Classic Fender Squire in white


TAGS: guitar gemma atkinson
Rating: 2.5/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:57 pm
Why it gotta be white?


LES PAUL - 1915 - 2009




STAR POWER - Next time, don't tilt the guitar up.


TAGS: guitar hero
Rating: 1.87/5

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jinxslave - August 14, 2008, 1:57 pm
Haha, so I see I am not the only person to have done this. XD


GUITAR WOLF - Pray he doesn't catch you Texting during his show




Awesomeness -


TAGS: guy guitar
Rating: 2.88/5

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Bob Chin - November 4, 2008, 2:05 pm
This Moti is in its own world of non-ansomeness.


ANIME - Because in anime, God wears a bunny suit and plays the guitar.


TAGS: because anime wears guitar
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Joe

Pherazen - January 30, 2009, 9:58 am
Now *that* is a god I can worship.
Overlord Douchebag - October 13, 2008, 8:09 pm
Ahem. Harold. I've seen this Higurashi thing you speak of, out of curiosity as it being toted as "scary as hell". That was INCREDIBLY tame, compared to some things I wish I could un-see. I hereby dub you 'Poofter'. That is all.
Harold the Sage - October 13, 2008, 6:36 pm
there are four types of anime (with examples): Great (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya), good (FMA) bad (SD Gundam), and scary as hell (Higurashi)
Porcelina - October 3, 2008, 6:49 pm
Most anime is cool, some really blows.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 6:19 pm
Yeah, ya stupid piece of shit!!! Anime is cool.
Overlord Douchebag - October 3, 2008, 5:54 pm
They're cartoons. Japanese cartoons. Who doesn't like cartoons?
AnimeIsGay - October 3, 2008, 5:43 pm
HA! all you losers watch anime.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 2, 2008, 9:03 pm
Thank you!
RangerOne - September 2, 2008, 7:53 pm
MWLF, The anime she is from is called The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 11:45 am
What show is it/she/he from?
zerojustice - August 13, 2008, 10:58 am
Actually, this show is my favorite anime series... it's really good, despite what the fanservice is.
Captain Douchebag - July 28, 2008, 2:28 pm
Which leads to the age-old question..What the hell is Japan smoking, because I want a bit of it.
zerojustice - July 28, 2008, 12:24 pm
You hit the nail on the head, douchebag.
Captain Douchebag - July 24, 2008, 12:34 pm
I think in the series she actually is God, or something..I dunno, I don't feel like going to Wikipedia for this.
Look at What Japan did to God - July 24, 2008, 9:17 am
Always rely on anime to turn everything in some good looking thing. (Taking a large bearded male and turning him into this? Japan is made of win. lulz)


JAZZ - Had the first guitar heros


TAGS: jazz guitar
Rating: 2.46/5

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GUITARS! - They are a tad heavy these days!




A REAL GUITAR - it's not.


TAGS: real guitar not
Rating: 2.11/5

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I'M PLAYING THE AIR GUITAR! -


TAGS: kitty playing air guitar
Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2013, 9:07 pm
I posted it to Dig My Dog as well. I take care of a stray cat that looks just like this cat.
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:37 am
I sure hope you posted this at digmy dog as well...too cute!


Music -




AIR GUITAR - At the height of British Metal, it was considered an art form. Now it's just for pussies and Emo kids. Wait..... Aren't they the same?


TAGS: air guitar lost art
Rating: 4.14/5

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Benlulz - September 17, 2010, 1:47 am
Naw, the 2e and 3e line actually made me laugh o.O
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2010, 1:13 am
I think resubmitting the poster as my own work wouldnt be a cool thing to do. I will take the hit and learn.
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 1:05 am
Actually, I'd revamp the whole thing... the air guitar playing cat is the focus... you wandered off topic with the second and third lines. I'd have kept the first line, and added a second line - "Whiskers is bringin' it back"
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2010, 12:57 am
so I should have left it as "just for pussies" Thank you.
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 12:50 am
You went after emo... too easy, and too overplayed. Air guitar was a good angle on the pic, but you distracted from that humor with irrelevant tangents.
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2010, 12:46 am
hints, tips, or suggestions?


SORRY, JIMI - I didn't see the cord Was that a take?




CHECKED BAGGAGE - I could not check all my luggage. Now I can.




PROOF THAT YOU'RE HIGH -




AC/DC - you've been THUNDERSTRUCK!




HERMAN LI - Respect 'Cause he's fast


TAGS: music dragonforce guitar herman li
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

Hoagie - August 11, 2008, 11:25 am
Dethklok does tour,
Captain Douchebag - July 2, 2008, 10:40 am
Dethklok actually tours. Not -actually- them of course, but Brendan Small and whoever voices the other characters..Or something..They're a real band now, alright?
LIPCoelho - July 2, 2008, 5:01 am
Isn't Dethklok a virtual band? at least that's what I know of them
Captain Douchebag - July 1, 2008, 2:44 pm
Bad Roamer. 1/0 is not a spell...Aw, shit...
Roamer - July 1, 2008, 2:34 pm
Ladies and girly men with no lives, let this argument end now with one word Dethklok.... and if that fails, the I have a backup plan. but mark my words this will end. *casts 1/0*
mauser98k - July 1, 2008, 11:21 am
he's talented as all get out
LIPCoelho - June 23, 2008, 10:47 pm
2 words...Jimmy Hendrix (Buckethead is awesome too)
anon - June 17, 2008, 3:20 am
1 word....buckethead
l33T** - May 29, 2008, 1:02 pm
4 LIPCoelho: Respect 4D Motivator *plus* respect 4 herman li 4 Orsis: respect 4D beating 4 It's gay: STFU
/b/girl - May 29, 2008, 11:28 am
0rs1s w0n =3
DreadLord - May 29, 2008, 11:26 am
outch! someone was been really owned... respect Orsis (although you wrote fats instead of fast)
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 11:19 am
obviously you dont know this guy. obviously you dont like good, fats thenical stuff. obviously you cant play guitar, or at least, you cant play enoguh to know how hard it is to master the tapping technic as he does. obviously you dont understand shit ab
Its gay - May 29, 2008, 10:56 am
This guy sucks... tapping sucks... slides are for cock suckers...Power Metal is for BIG PUSSIES! Fuck it, you guys eat dick.
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 8:54 am
dude, do you even know what you're talking about? this guy is great with arpeggios and scales. regardless to say he rocks in tappings and slides. Power Metal is about speed and epic sound. he delivers. try playing dragonforce in a real guitar (with 6 stri
Roamer - May 28, 2008, 11:41 pm
his speed is the only reason he's "good". Any real guitarist will probably say he sucks more than a prostitute working a Saturday night double shift.


SEGA GUITAR - Guitar Hero's new Nemesis


TAGS: guitar sega guitar hero games
Rating: 2.68/5

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shedward - May 15, 2009, 11:35 pm
Thats the guy from MegaDriver, a Sega-core rock band. They cover video game music, and are actually pretty bad ass!
me - November 4, 2008, 9:49 am
That is the most awesome guitar ive ever seen...
john doe - October 21, 2008, 6:50 am
yeah....16-bit to.
Anus Ripper - September 13, 2008, 5:32 pm
NERD!!!


DRAGONFORCE - They're fast


TAGS: dragonforce guitar music
Rating: 2.65/5

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kornaas - March 26, 2011, 1:26 pm
StudioForce :).
Orsis - May 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
i saw them play this week. they rocked. they didnt miss a note. they rock!
roflpants - January 7, 2009, 4:50 pm
Fast at sucking. lawlz!!
NREEEOW - November 25, 2008, 7:13 pm
They're fast, whether or not they're faking it, but that doesn't make their music good.
Lump - September 29, 2008, 10:14 am
Orsis, see them live, they can't play their solos either
mR.Me - September 22, 2008, 9:49 pm
not as fast as John Petrucci or Paul Gilbert
Anonymous - August 8, 2008, 3:32 am
Great band, kill the vocalist
RnR - August 1, 2008, 6:45 am
hmm.. makes me think of the Sex Pistols, and Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Dude - August 1, 2008, 4:09 am
Dragon force proves you don't need to be able to sing good or no how to play insturments that people will still be over you like brown on non racist rice.
LIPCoelho - June 23, 2008, 10:49 pm
yeah right.. like every regular guy plays dragonforce, that and write correctly in english. i only now that Dragonforce is one of the most requested bands for technic games and shit (GH3, for example)
anon - June 22, 2008, 9:12 pm
if i wanted to play a mess of triads then yes i would. they suck. big time.
Orsis - June 18, 2008, 8:20 pm
Try playing their solos
anonymous - June 17, 2008, 12:51 am
ya at playinga keyboard and strumming the same 3 notes over and over....


STOP CRYING - This is a G chord


TAGS: george bush guitar crying
Rating: 2.58/5

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Guest - April 20, 2009, 8:33 pm
Dubya missed the G-chord by a fret...
Hoagie - December 6, 2008, 11:36 am
In my world thats not a G chord!
dr filth - October 12, 2008, 4:56 pm
thats what make it funny in my opinion jurgen
JURGEN - July 26, 2008, 11:32 pm
Balls! A "G" chord is two frets lower toward the head.


NO - It's one fret off too far to be a G chord, moron.


TAGS: guitar g chord g chord bush cry black american african
Rating: 2.53/5

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... - August 23, 2008, 6:06 pm
unless hes in drop Eb and barring it badly, or just shit at guitar
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 3:14 pm
Epic lulz? No, epic fail. No more motifake for you.


CURRENCY FAIL - That's 79800 YENS. That's like 840 USD. But still it's over nint thousand.




Ha, Ha, Too Late -


TAGS: guitar
Rating: 2.3/5

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Max - April 27, 2008, 9:39 pm
That is because the banjo is EVIL.
Sean - April 22, 2008, 11:29 am
Great comment. Very funny. But how did you miss the air-banjo? You just don't see many of those anymore.
N/A - April 22, 2008, 12:32 am
No, look! There's still three left on the end of the rack. Also, I noticed that the one 'ladies' air guitar is still there. Funny that...


GUITAR HERO - Please save the poor guitar from the hands of these Emos.


TAGS: guitar hero not
Rating: 2.21/5

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Kii - April 17, 2009, 9:23 pm
CORRECTION: Sexy Emos.
Anon - February 27, 2009, 10:26 pm
CORRECTION: Gay Emos
fleeb - February 24, 2009, 9:17 pm
too late


IDIOTS - Some just can't appreciate music


TAGS: metallica idiots music guitar
Rating: 2.21/5

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lol - March 25, 2009, 1:11 am
Death Magnetic was surpisingly good after the 5th listen, now its one of my favourites, and im an old school metallica fan.
guest - February 7, 2009, 1:29 pm
not really good music since 1991
lolman - January 14, 2009, 6:31 pm
I agree they are sell outs, my last ticket for a concert cost me $600, i would have paid anything. They sell out every show they do, they are the best band in the world. People who say "Selling out' cant play an instrument usually and masturbate regular
Vanner - January 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
As i didnt upload this pile of shit i'm afraid i cant take any credit for it...... next
CPL. Mike Marts USMC - January 2, 2009, 4:34 pm
Selloung out? Sure...they SELL OUT EVERY DAMN CONCERT THEY PLAY!!! Just because they have the balls to play what they want, when they want and look how they want...somebody's always gotta bitch! Fuck you dumbasses!!!! Metallica kicks ass!


GUITARS - That's it. Can't get anymore bad ass.


TAGS: assault rifle rifles gun guns guitar guitars music rocking rock bad ass
Rating: 2.13/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 2:47 am
Pic has been done here, and I believe it has been tunneled as well.


SEAN - you obviously don't know what an air guitar is.


TAGS: guitar air
Rating: 2.03/5

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Sean - June 4, 2010, 2:19 pm
I think it's about time someone told me what an air guitar is. I mean, I obviously don't know.
Sean - May 24, 2008, 7:54 pm
-- have some fun, and succeeding. Bye.
Sean - May 24, 2008, 7:53 pm
Uhm, not that you'd necessarily care, but if you happen upon a poster entitled "Functional Idiocy", the comments would get you up to speed -- again, if you care about ancient history. As for this actual poster, I think it is one of the regulars trying to
DD smith - May 24, 2008, 6:28 pm
what exactly are you talking about sean?
Sean - May 12, 2008, 5:05 pm
--banjo. So rock on, dude.
Sean - May 12, 2008, 5:04 pm
Very funny somebody. Very funny. Nice deadpan delivery. Almost looks real. Of course you'd have to have ignored all the comments below the original in order to do this one for real ... and no one's that stupid ... not even someone who plays the air ban
Pr0udw0l7 - May 12, 2008, 4:21 pm
Ooo....I see a tunnel coming.


GREAT GUITARISTS - need great guitars




Functional Idiocy -


TAGS: guitar
Rating: 1.7/5

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Sean - April 21, 2008, 5:50 pm
Oh, yeah?
Murdoc - April 21, 2008, 5:47 pm
It would be funny to watch the comments roll in. Especially if one read "Free! Oh man i missed out!" Sarcastic? We'll never know.
Sean - April 21, 2008, 5:11 pm
Hey Murdoc, I was going to post the inner one "Ha, Ha, Too Late" just to see what would happen, but I think it would be painful to watch. Should I anyway?
Sean - April 21, 2008, 5:02 pm
Thank you.
Murdoc - April 21, 2008, 4:59 pm
HAHAHA! Chalk one up for sean. Nice.


MY POKEMON - Bring all the nerds to the yard.




DRUMMING - No Joey. Wrong instrument.


TAGS: joey jorddison slipknotdrumming guitar
Rating: 1.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 8:56 pm
Can you play Pixelsocial for me?


SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW -




HOT LICKS -


TAGS: hot licks guitar mad skills
Rating: 3.27/5

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Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 3:06 pm
That's KG! Hail the D!


EDDIE - The Biggest of Iron Maiden




FOILED - I took them all!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!


TAGS: foiled guitar
Rating: 2.8/5

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AdAm - September 27, 2008, 3:26 pm
they're on sale now. buy 1 for the price of two GET 1 FREE!!!! get yours now!!!


METALLICA - All Your Bases Belong to Them


TAGS: metallica metallica metallica music guitar
Rating: 2.79/5

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lolman - April 9, 2009, 1:37 am
S8N, you sound like a 12 year old cocksmoker, go jockey another knob why dont ya. In factm your all fucked because you completely lost the joke in there, its got nothing to do with fucking Basses you fucking retards, if yr not oldskool, then fuck off.
Lump - August 6, 2008, 11:06 am
FUCK METALLICA!!!
Portugues - May 29, 2008, 8:55 am
All my bases are property od Metallica
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 8:53 am
MetallicA's Army!
S8N - May 28, 2008, 10:00 pm
oh... btw... FAIL
S8N - May 28, 2008, 9:59 pm
bass? considering this is a post burton piece of artwork are you refering to the tool who did what he was told for 4 discs?


THIS POSTER -


TAGS: guitar hero
Rating: 2.7/5

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Grammar Nazi - April 3, 2009, 7:15 pm
haa ha good one.
The7thGuest - April 2, 2009, 6:45 am
You know how I konw you're gay...
Me. - March 31, 2009, 10:21 am
maybe if those were real guitars, and that gay ass wannabe game wasnt in the background...


JOE SATRIANI - You wish you could play like him


TAGS: music guitar satriani joe satriani
Rating: 2.61/5

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Silver - May 4, 2009, 9:53 pm
I just want his signature Ibanez >.
Mauser98k - August 15, 2008, 11:45 am
the REAL guitar hero
da man! - July 23, 2008, 10:57 am
doesnt he look like a bug with the bald head and glasses?
Rob - June 27, 2008, 1:26 pm
Epic Fail : rockstar without long hair.
Duncan - June 27, 2008, 1:25 pm
I also wish he would let his hair grow again.


WHO CARES - About video games




POKEMON - Ibanez!! I choose joo!!




WHAT'S MORE SAD - The fact that this is on Ebay at all. Or the fact that someone bid on it.


TAGS: ebay air guitar fake idiot
Rating: 2.35/5

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TheSarge - April 6, 2010, 7:42 pm
The "Stranger"


STEVEN SEAGAL - Is actually gouging out this guitar's eyes.




HIS GUITAR PLAYING - It Was Heavenly




CONSERVE -


TAGS: fat conserve guitar
Rating: 2.15/5

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Me_ - December 14, 2009, 3:38 pm
Each fat person is said to be responsible for emitting a ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin one. Plus they are not fat.


JANIS JOPLIN LIVES! - ...And is currently appearing with Big Brother and the Holding Company in a trailer near you




GUITAR HERO FAIL - Damnit I sux :(


TAGS: guitar hero fail i sux
Rating: 1.75/5

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~ARE YOU BLIND?~ - Can't you see that all the air guitars are gone?


TAGS: air guitar blind
Rating: 1.72/5

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Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:00 am
*stranger
Sean - December 31, 2008, 2:59 am
You tell 'em bob. Take it easy man. And don't be a stanger to the site. Bye.
bob - December 31, 2008, 2:40 am
a sean, it was fine, just someone trying to start a tunnel. and failing might i add
Sean - August 4, 2008, 8:27 pm
*implied
Sean - August 4, 2008, 8:26 pm
So you mean I should have said "... until the time I start typing."? I kinda think that was impied, no?


GUITAR HERO - She Plays It.


TAGS: anime 1 0 guitar hero paradox
Rating: 1.63/5

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Gordo - August 14, 2008, 1:23 pm
Also, those headphones would be receiving no sound because there is no amplifier.
Emtee - July 18, 2008, 10:24 am
Fingernail polish I guess, though it's the wrong colours.
Kristen - July 17, 2008, 2:43 pm
1) it isn't a guitar it's a bass 2) that isn't guitar hero, that's the real thing


FAIL - It would only be $798 and some change....dumbass


TAGS: moron guitar fail
Rating: 1.47/5

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billy bob - July 30, 2009, 5:23 pm
Actually it's 835.33 US dollars
MeanGene - December 12, 2008, 2:18 am
Now comes in MANANA, Fizzbitch, and GUN!!!
Um... - November 15, 2008, 9:12 am
L2Meme
Renee Pussman - October 10, 2008, 3:32 pm
You dumb shits don't know anything. That is priced in yen. It would be less than 798 american. go fuck yourselves.
Darth Acerbus - September 10, 2008, 11:13 pm
Someone needs to learn how to read a price tag...
shogoki - August 21, 2008, 4:07 pm
fail : google over 9000 and feel stupid ...


WHEN IT IS SEEN - bricks will be shat




Melancholy -




SLAIN -




GRAMMY'S CRITCISM -


TAGS: grammy s srv guitar
Rating: 3.44/5

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Titsman - February 25, 2010, 9:11 pm
5 lions for you my friend
Titsman - February 21, 2010, 3:33 pm
Stevie is one of my hero's :) Your music still changes the world Stevie, thank you! R.I.P.
btuis - February 16, 2010, 5:02 pm
yeah that will never happen again


COWPUNCHER -




TOILET GUITAR - It sucks!




THE BEST SOLOS AND RIFFS - In one man's opinion


TAGS: guitar
Rating: 2.8/5

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vm4891 - October 19, 2009, 11:17 am
Good selection. We all have personal favs to add but well done
gil - October 17, 2009, 9:19 pm
I would have included November Rain - Slash, or Hotel California


WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIMBAUGH AND NUGENT? - Sane people think Nugent is cool




VERSATILITY - Whoa!... Jackie Chan can play guitar?


TAGS: guitar
Rating: 2.44/5

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oobahjaboobles - August 19, 2009, 4:26 pm
jackie chan might be able to, but herman cant...
Anon - February 14, 2009, 1:19 am
Yes. Jackie Chan can play the guitar. He knows guitar-fu remember?
eh - July 4, 2008, 5:26 pm
It's a...joke *facepalm*
Kern - June 27, 2008, 6:05 am
That's Herman Li


FREAKING AWSOME - And you thought Sarah Palin was awsome. Here try a little STINKFOOT.


TAGS: zappa frank guitar awsome
Rating: 2.33/5

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bubbalou - February 24, 2010, 4:27 pm
I'm pretty sure the point is that Frank Zappa is more awesome than anyone ever.
Mr. Shiny - February 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
I don't get it.


Bass guitar -


TAGS: guitar youtube bassist
Rating: 2.3/5

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TheABC - November 8, 2010, 1:45 am
I wonder which of them it was...
geoffface - April 22, 2009, 12:14 pm
recent studies say that for every 2 people, 1 has an IQ lower than the average of 100
the fucker - March 18, 2009, 6:36 pm
recent studies demonstrated that for 2 people commenting on youtube videos, 1 has an IQ lower than 100


INVISIBLE GUITAR HERO - Sweet-ass hard rock solo


TAGS: guitar hero rock old guitar air guitar
Rating: 2.29/5

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GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 5:51 pm
lol good luck with your 400 bmp guitar hero solo gramps. HAIL WATAIN!


FAIL -


TAGS: guitar hero gh
Rating: 2.09/5

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